Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Haggard is too weird to live and too rare to die.
Haggard once finished fourth place in a Haggard look-a-like competition narrowly missing out on a medal. In frustration Haggard threw his pork and beans at a wall and as a result can no longer grow facial hair. He was also made to clean up the mess in front of everyone which was embarrassing for him as the girl he was crushing over at the time was watching.
In his spare time Haggard googles his birth name and misspellings of his birth name to seek solace in the fact that no one has anything good to say about him. Haggard also once flew unaided for 45 seconds. He achieved this by throwing himself at the ground and deliberately missing.
Born and raised in a home that looks surprisingly a lot like yours, R-Diddy was named after an acronym from a pirate. R-Diddy stands for ‘aRgh- Dude I Dunk, Do You? Apart from dunking R-Diddy is also known as the creator of the ‘Ginvite’, an alcoholic party invitation designed to reduce the need for BYO parties.
When R-Diddy isn’t buying baskets he is busy making them as he is well versed in the art of basket-weaving. He has been credited for intricately weaving the basket that holds Jeff Dowdell’s hopes and dreams. In what spare time is left R-Diddy creates Wikipedia pages on his family and friends though none of the information he enters is flattering or verified.
R-Diddy is also able to perform weddings and is an ordained Minister of the Church of Dudeism, always available to provide a reality check to all when they lack guidance and judgment from their inner "dude".
Born and raised in a home that looks surprisingly a lot like yours, R-Diddy was named after an acronym from a pirate. R-Diddy stands for ‘aRgh- Dude I Dunk, Do You? Apart from dunking R-Diddy is also known as the creator of the ‘Ginvite’, an alcoholic party invitation designed to reduce the need for BYO parties.
When R-Diddy isn’t buying baskets he is busy making them as he is well versed in the art of basket-weaving. He has been credited for intricately weaving the basket that holds Jeff Dowdell’s hopes and dreams. In what spare time is left R-Diddy creates Wikipedia pages on his family and friends though none of the information he enters is flattering or verified.
R-Diddy is also able to perform weddings and is an ordained Minister of the Church of Dudeism, always available to provide a reality check to all when they lack guidance and judgment from their inner "dude".
